Archive for December, 1998

Star Wars WinAmp Skins

Posted by DevanJedi in Multimedia on December 24th, 1998

We have four separate WinAmp skins for download; I’ve rated them out of 4 stars below to give you an idea of their quality. Enjoy!

Star Wars Episode I Skin – ****stars – 112KBytes

Tatooine Suns – ***stars – 100 KBytes

ROTJ – ***stars – 118 KBytes

YodAmp – ***1/2 stars – 94 KBytes

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Star Wars Cursors

Posted by DevanJedi in Multimedia on December 24th, 1998

A large zip file full of Star Wars cursors for your desktop; there are all kinds- download and enjoy!

Download (172 Kbytes)

Cursor Installation Instructions:

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Star Wars Icons

Posted by DevanJedi in Multimedia on December 24th, 1998

We have over a hundred icons for download in this zip file. From R2D2 to Yoda, everyone’s in here! Enjoy.

Download (88 Kbytes)

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Star Wars Fonts

Posted by DevanJedi in Multimedia on December 24th, 1998

We have a couple of very different Star Wars fonts for you to download:

  • Aurabesh (27 Kbytes)- The alien script used in the Star Wars movies on walls, in pod racers and in other random places. Very cool; take a look.

  • StarVader (53 Kbytes)- The font used in the Star Wars title logo.

UPDATE: (March 9th, 2006)

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Star Wars Midis

Posted by DevanJedi in Multimedia on December 24th, 1998

Episode I
The Duel of Fates (31kb) – What more can I say!

Anakin’s Theme (9kb)
Jar Jar’s Theme (40kb)
Augie’s Municipal Band (55kb)
The Flag Parade (108kb)
Qui Gon meets the Jedi Council (9kb)

Others
20th Century Fox Fanfare
Star Wars Medley
Star Wars Main Theme
Swtheme.mid (44KB) - The Star Wars Theme, with the 20th Century Fox.
Cantina.mid (28KB)- The Mos Eisley Cantina Band
Empire.mid (5KB) – The Empire theme.
Swbattle.mid (28KB) – The Star Wars battle theme.
Sw_cere.mid (11KB) – The Star Wars ceremony at the end.
Ewokcel.mid (14KB) – The Ewok celebration music.
Ewokcele.mid (13KB) – Another ewok celebration midi.

jedirock.mid (9kb) – the Jedi Rock piece of ROTJ
imperial.mid (17kb) – the Imperial March.
empire.mid (16kb)
leiathem.mid (5kb) – Leia’s theme

swbattle.mid (28kb) – Star Wars battle
Yoda.mid (9kb) – Yoda’s theme
starwars1.mid
starwars2.mid
starwars3.mid
Do you have a midi to request or have a midi that you don’t see here? Well, tell me about it.

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Review: Star Wars Visual Dictionary

Posted by DevanJedi in Books, Books, Reviews on December 20th, 1998


What I expected -

A Complete Star Wars reference. With info on every aspect of the films. And only the films. No expanded universe; no comics. Just the original films. With details on little gadgets and characters that had small but significant screen time; and new insights into the aspects we knew well. I wanted good pictures of the little things, schematics, and in general a complete source of information for the first three films.

What I got -

At first I was a bit skeptical over it’s size. It was too thin. I wondered what they got into that small a book that was of any significance. At first look, I was bit disappointed. It didn’t have the detail I had expected, neither did it have the vastness. But the problem was in my expectations, not in the book itself. This is a Visual Dictionary. And it does it’s job well. It comments, and only comments, on most aspects of the Classic Trilogy. Take the ‘Thermal Detonator’ for instance. How much of it did we see in the original trilogy. Other than the little threat by Leia to Jabba in Return of the Jedi (“Because he is holding a Thermal Detonator!!”), there was no mention or appearance of significance of this device. Until the visual dictionary. In this book, you will find a labeled diagram with a paragraph of text regarding the device, not detailed, but sufficient for the curious. The cool things are the diagrams of the gear, gadgets and attire of the characters. There are labeled diagrams for everything. Like Vader’s chestplate, or his belt, or Boba Fett’s helmet. It’s in here.

Ups :
Great info
Cool diagrams
Cool feature called ‘Data File’ for each major item which has some unique info on that aspect of Star Wars

Downs :
A lot of stuff we already know
Not much detail

And so…

Great buy. Worth every penny spent, only because it’s something you will treasure, even if it might not be what you expect. Not for the non-fan, not at all. You will bore yourself to tears. But then, if you are not a fan, why are you reading this review?

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Review: Agents of Chaos Hero’s Trial & Jedi Eclipse by James Luceno

Posted by DevanJedi in Books, Books, Reviews on December 20th, 1998

Hero's Trial

Agents of Chaos I: Hero’s Trial
Agents of Chaos II: Jedi Eclipse

by James Luceno

25.5 years after ANH
(21.5 YEARS AFTER ROTJ)
RATING: * * * *
Buy Agents of Chaos at Amazon.com

Agents of Chaos: Hero’s Trial and Agents of Chaos: Jedi Eclipse are the fourth and fifth books in a 5-year story arc introducing a new threat to the Star Wars Universe that comes from beyond the galactic rim.

SYNOPSIS

As this duology starts off, things look pretty bleak for the New Republic. The invading armies of the Yuuzhan Vong have conquered dozens of worlds, and their progression towards the Core planets seems unstoppable. Book One, Hero’s Trial, begins on Kashyyyk, with a poignant memorial service for Chewbacca. Rather than the healing ritual the service is intended to be, it seems to further widen the gulf between the Solo family members. Shortly following this memorial, Han Solo, looking for something with which to occupy himself, for some way to pull together the pieces of his fractured life, responds to pleas from an old smuggling buddy to help locate another smuggler turned Yuuzhan Vong collaborator. Along the way, Han acquires, at least temporarily, a new co-pilot, Droma, of the rare gypsy-like species, the Ryn. Han and Droma’s travels take them to the heart of the captured territories, and lead them to uncover an even greater conspiracy. The race is then on to expose this plot before the Yuuzhan Vong are successful in their plan to destroy the Jedi Order.

Jedi EclipseIn Book Two, Jedi Eclipse, Princess Leia becomes more deeply involved in refugee resettlement, desperately trying to stay one step ahead of the advancing, displacing Yuuzhan Vong. Han, with Droma in tow, races to rescue Droma’s Ryn relations held captive by the Yuuzhan Vong. Meanwhile, Jedi Knight Wurth Skidder allows himself to be snared by the Vong in an effort to better determine how they can be defeated. And the New Republic, finally, goes on the defensive, hatching a plan to lure the Vong to a starfleet-destroying weapon near Corellia.

MY WORDS OF WISDOM

Well it’s about durn time!! At last a contribution to the New Jedi Order stew-pot worthy of the repast that has come before. This duology displays a glimmer of the energy and suspense of the better of the Expanded Universe novels. A spark of novelty. The Yuuzhan Vong, especially in Hero’s Trial, start to seem more intriguing, less a rip-off of bad-guys past. And at long last, Han Solo becomes again a recognizable figure. We get to see the process of Han dealing with the loss of Chewbacca; it is sad, funny, achingly Han. Anguished, not quite fully coping, but definitely Han. The other, missing-in-action, drinking-himself-into-oblivion Han was a plot-device; this feels authentic.

Other affects of Chewie’s death on some of the Skywalker/Solo relationships are begun to be dealt with as well. Interactions between Han and Luke and between Han and Leia are strained and rueful, but potently real. Four books into the New Jedi Order series to get true-to-character, grown-up conversation. I’d lost all hope! Most painful to witness is Han and Leia’s estrangement, but these are two very strong-willed people and their downs are as likely volatile as their ups. We deserve to traverse this difficult passage with them, to not have their bond trivialized by inattention to how these new traumas are affecting them.

Han’s new shipmate, Droma, is a fun creation too. No disrespect to the dead, but Chewbacca was not an ideal literary companion for Han. Authors were always forced to make odd decisions on how to get around Chewie’s lack of English (Basic) verbal ability. Droma, who can communicate…on the page…in a language we know, serves as a marvelously witty sparring partner for Captain Solo. And his sarcasm and take-no-self-pity cynicism further shake Han loose from his melancholy.

On the larger political stage, the New Republic government’s responses to the Vong invasion are less over-wrought and falsely simplistic than in the New Jedi Order: Books 1-3. There is still a whiff of melodrama to the proceedings not found in a Timothy Zahn novel, or in other of the better of the EU works, but Luceno’s depiction of the inner workings of galactic governing are overall more natural and grounded. And for true fans of the Expanded Universe, there are interwoven quite a few of the story threads and peripheral players introduced in past tales. The secret weapon being positioned to ambush the Yuuzhan Vong at Corellia comes straight from Roger Macbride Allen’s Corellia Trilogy, as does Intelligence operative, Belindi Kalenda. Han’s smuggling pal, Roa, was introduced to us in A.C. Crispin’s Young Han Solo Trilogy. Vergere, the mysterious companion of the Yuuzhan Vong priestess, Elan, first appeared all the way back (in the timeline) in Rogue Planet. Even Prince Isolder, of (urk) Courtship of Princess Leia fame, has a supporting role.

The Agents of Chaos duology is not perfect. Interspersed with lucid, heartfelt text and astute dialogue and character work, are periodic sections of florid prose and sophomoric, sloppy plotting. And the same sense of “old home week” in the EU afforded the avid fan from the continuum connectivity and Star Wars Trivial Pursuit sort of obscure references, ventures from abundance of arcane detail and edges over into the pat and a trifle forced. Too, the recapping necessitated by the historical minutiae occasionally slows down the story. But perhaps the biggest flaw is not of author James Luceno’s making. Despite almost ceaseless physical description of the Yuuzhan Vong, we still don’t know them as three-dimensional figures. Their ritualistic, superstitious trappings and behavior make them buffoon-like, not fearsome. The layers upon layers of pseudo-religious mumbo-jumbo are beginning to get repetitive and add no genuine insight to flesh these fellows out. Perhaps the intent is to make the Vong threat insurmountable for just the reason that the Vong are zealots who won’t countenance any diplomatic compromises. But so far, there is no depth to them. They seem too intractable and limited in their vision to be so invincible. Surely a race that is so xenophobic that they can’t and won’t get into the mind-set of their adversaries is easily defeated by a military, such as that of the New Republic, with much less restricted scope?

Any book that begins by viewing a scene, and in a very silly way, from C3P0’s point of view (as Hero’s Trial does), has at least a few missteps to compensate for. But mostly, this duology does what the best of the Expanded Universe novels do so well, that is, deepen our understanding of and link to the Star Wars characters. And here, where those characters’ voices finally begin to feel “true”, we at last get a sense of the toll taken by the Yuuzhan Vong. Even if the Vong themselves are to-date less than ideal as nemeses, the swath they are cutting through the Star Wars galaxy now has an emotional resonance. Each planet that falls to the Vong is felt as a powerful loss. These are places we’ve come to know, places that make up the nuance and richness of the enormous Star Wars cosmos, and one by one, everything we care about in that cosmos is being upended. Here’s hoping the next installments of the New Jedi Order series keep moving in this positive direction, and not backslide toward the series’ inauspicious beginnings.

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Review: Vector Prime by R.A. Salvatore

Posted by DevanJedi in Books, Books, Reviews on December 20th, 1998

Vector Prime


Vector Prime
by RA Salvatore

25 years after ANH
(21 YEARS AFTER ROTJ)
RATING: *
Buy Vector Prime at Amazon.com

Vector Prime is the first book in a 5-year story arc introducing a new threat to the Star Wars Universe that comes from beyond the galactic rim.

SYNOPSIS

Vector Prime begins in the relative calm before the storm. In the previously released Timothy Zahn duology Specter of the Past/Vision of the Future, which was set about 5-6 years earlier, the New Republic and the remnants of the once mighty Empire finally negotiated a peace accord. Small, inter-species and inter-planetary conflicts still break out around the galaxy, but for the first time in a very long time, most of the Star Wars universe is stable. One of these smaller, brewing disagreements is threatening to stir up bigger tensions, and so, into the fray goes Leia Organa Solo, her daughter Jaina, and her now-sister-in-law, Mara Jade Skywalker, in an attempt to arbitrate a settlement between the bickering factions. Unbeknownst to the Solo/Skywalker ambassadors, many of these “little” skirmishes are actually being manipulated by the advance representatives of an invading alien race from a neighboring galaxy. Needless to say, with ulterior motives at work, the mediating process does not go well.

Meanwhile, Luke Skywalker is in the throes of his own dilemma. The good news is that the Jedi Order has begun to strengthen and grow. Luke’s exhaustive searches for beings with nascent Jedi talent, and his hard work at establishing the Jedi Academy on Yavin, have finally started to pay off. There is now a healthy cadre of young Jedi available to serve the New Republic. Unfortunately, there are factions within the New Republic who aren’t so sure reviving the Jedi Order is a good idea; with no governing body such as the old Jedi Council to set behavior guidelines, what is to keep these powerful Knights from operating outside the confines of Republic law? For Luke, there is a tightrope he must walk between the politicians playing the “Jedi issue” for their own ends, and the more vocal of his own Knights, who accede to his authority no more readily than they do to that of the Senate’s.

All of the petty squabbles are soon to pale in comparison, however, to the enormous threat just now entering the galaxy in force. These are the Yuuzhan Vong. The Yuuzhan Vong have been fomenting trouble and gauging the lay of the land, and now they are entering the Outer Rim in potent numbers. Their technology is organically based, their weaponry is unlike anything the New Republic has ever faced, and their culture seems indifferent to killing, reveling in pain and death. Their designs are unclear, but the means to whatever their end goals might be is unrepentantly drenched in blood.

MY WORDS OF WISDOM

Let’s not mince words here. Vector Prime is dreadful. It is a heavy-handed, sloppy, amateurish work. There are long-winded descriptive passages that repeatedly violate the creative writing 101 axiom “show me, don’t tell me”. Significant plot developments happen either before the book begins, or during the course of the novel yet inexplicably “off-stage”. Because of these passive story-telling choices, instead of seeing the action, or of having the action honestly motivated, Salvatore is forced to give us page after page of pop-psych explanations. It’s like a Star Wars book as written by John Bradshaw. Every major player has several scenes which are dramatically out of character, timeline and canon inconsistencies are rampant, and there are so many gaps in plain old logic it’s not really worth listing them all. Worse still are the awkward bantering conversational sections. Meant to lighten the tone or to add human dimension, they instead read as uncomfortable and false.

The Yuuzhan Vong as protagonists are problematic as well. We’ve seen these guys before; the Vong are almost a carbon copy of the Yevetha from Michael Kube-McDowell’s excellent Black Fleet Crisis Trilogy. Maybe because the Vong are so blatantly derivative, or maybe because Salvatore’s writing is so hackneyed, but the Vong come across as Lego Land nemeses, constructed from a laundry list of scary traits. They are built with layer upon layer of self-consciously gross-out, faux evil malarkey. It’s melodramatic over-kill. And it makes the Yuuzhan Vong less menacing not more, less compelling, and less able to carry the weight of the major narrative developments instigated and driven forward by their introduction to the Star Wars universe.

SPOILER ALERT:

Unless you’ve been living in a box under the highway, you probably are aware of the huge, saga-shaking event that transpires in Vector Prime. If you don’t know, and don’t want to know before reading this book, skip ahead to the end of this review.

Still with us? Ok. Chewbacca dies. Oddly enough, despite the fairly hideous book surrounding Chewie’s death, the writing in the actual scene itself is surprisingly moving. It’s a bit over-wrought… and let’s not even get into the science (or lack thereof) of a moon falling on a planet and the supposed only at the last minute devastation this causes…but it is not particularly over-written compared with the rest of this chest-heaving tome. It is grossly unfair that this sad-sack author gets the gift of such a Star Wars-Universe altering occurrence, and equally unjust that he gets to be at the head of the parade leading into this 5-year progression in the SW mythos. But due to fan vested interest in these characters, and to the reservoir of powerful emotions we feel for Han and Chewie and their bond, the demise itself is deeply affecting.

END OF SPOILER ALERT

In small defense of Vector Prime, there is the beginning of an intriguing on-going debate among the Jedi about their role in the galaxy and about how to utilize their powers. Jacen Solo is given the task of questioning his path, and thus the paths of his brother and sister, and by extension all the other Knights, and the conversations between Jacen and Anakin are interesting and character-enhancing. But this is way too little and way too late. Blessedly, the three New Jedi Order novels that follow Vector Prime substantially improve in quality. But this is a wretched opening chapter. Not since The Courtship of Princess Leia has opportunity been so wantonly and abjectly squandered. True completist fans of the Expanded Universe are without much recourse. This is too significant a piece of the NJO pie to skip. Read it quickly, with the thinking, feeling, reasoning part of the brain on pause; better things are to come as reward for wading through this flotsam.

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Classic Trilogy Quotes

Posted by DevanJedi in Films, Classic Trilogy on December 14th, 1998
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Episode V Quotes

Posted by DevanJedi in Films, Classic Trilogy on December 14th, 1998

Dak: Right now I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself!



Yoda: Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained! A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away… to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph! Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless!


Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
Han Solo: Who’s scruffy-looking?


Piett: Lord Vader, our ships have completed their scan of the area and found nothing. If the Millennium Falcon went into light-speed, it’ll be on the other side of the galaxy by now.
Vader: Alert all commands. Calculate every possible destination along their last known trajectory.
Piett: Yes, my Lord. We’ll find them.
Vader: Don’t fail me again, Admiral.


Ben (Obi-wan) Kenobi: Luke, don’t give into hate. That leads to the dark side.


C-3PO: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1!
Han: Never tell me the odds!


Darth Vader: Yes, Admrial.
Admrial Piett: Our ships have sighted the Millennium Falcon, my lord. But it has entered an asteroid field and we can not risk…
Darth Vader: Asteroids do not concern me, Admrial. I want that ship, not excuses.


Emperor: The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi.
Darth Vader: If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally.
Emperor: Yes. Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?
Darth Vader: He will join us or die, my master.


Yoda: You must unlearn what you have learned.


Luke: I want my lamp back! I’m gonna need it to get out of this slimy mudhole!
Yoda: Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!


[A tremor knocks Leia into Solo’s arms.]
Princess Leia: Let go.
Han Solo: Shh.
Princess Leia: Let go, please.
Han Solo: Don’t get excited!
Princess Leia: Captain, being held by you isn’t quite enough to get me excited.
Han Solo: Sorry sweetheart. I haven’t got time for anything else.


[Luke can’t levitate his X-Wing out of the bog.]
Luke Skywalker: I can’t. It’s too big.
Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere. Yes, even between the land and the ship.


Han Solo: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
Princess Leia Organa: I’d just as soon kiss a Wookiee!
Han Solo: I can arrange that! You could use a good kiss!


Han Solo: Well Princess, it looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer.
Princess Leia Organa: I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it’s dangerous for anyone to leave the system until they’ve activated the energy shield.
Han Solo: That’s a good story. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.
Princess Leia Organa: I don’t know where you get you delusions, laser brain!
[Chewbacca laughs]
Han Solo: Laugh it up, fuzzball!


Darth Vader: The force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.


C-3PO: R2 says that the chances of survival are 725 to 1. Actually R2 has been known to make mistakes – from time to time… Oh dear…


Han Solo: Oh! I thought they smelled bad on the outside!


Yoda: I am wondering, why are you here?
Luke Skywalker: I’m looking for someone.
Yoda: Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm?
Luke Skywalker: Right…
Yoda: Help you I can. Yes, mmmm.
Luke Skywalker: I don’t think so. I’m looking for a great warrior.
Yoda: Ohhh! Great warrior! [laughs and shakes his head] Wars not make one great!


Luke Skywalker: Alright, I’ll give it a try.
Yoda: No! Try not. Do… or do not. There is no try.
[Using the Force, Yoda effortlessly frees the X-Wing from the bog.]
Luke Skywalker: I don’t believe it.
Yoda: That is why you fail.


Darth Vader: Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger! Only your hatred can destroy me!


Darth Vader: There is no escape. Don’t make me destroy you. [pauses] Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
Luke Skywalker: I’ll never join you!
Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of the dark side. Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you killed him.
Darth Vader: No. I am your father.


Princess Leia Organa: I’ll be back.
Han Solo: You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake, well, this could be it, sweetheart.
Princess Leia: I take it back.


Princess Leia Organa: I love you.
Han Solo: I know.


Darth Vader: Your destiny lies with me Skywalker. Obi-Wan knew this to be true.


Darth Vader: Calrissian! Take the princess and the Wookie to my ship.
Lando Calrissian: You said they’d be left at the city under my supervision.
Darth Vader: I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.

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Epiosode IV Quotes

Posted by DevanJedi in Films, Classic Trilogy on December 14th, 1998

[A large-eyed creature gives Luke a rough shove.]
Human: He doesn’t like you.
Luke: I’m sorry.
Human: I don’t like you either. You just watch yourself. We’re wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
Luke: I’ll be careful.
Human: You’ll be dead!


Ben (Obi-wan) Kenobi>: That’s no moon. It’s a space station.


Luke: Listen, I can’t get involved! I’ve got work to do! It’s not that I like the Empire; I hate it! But there’s nothing I can do about it right now. It’s all such a long way from here.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: That’s your uncle talking.


Obi-Wan Kenobi: The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.


Han Solo: Well, you can forget your troubles with those Imperial slugs. I told you I’d outrun ‘em. [Nobody is listening.] Don’t everyone thank me at once.


Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.


Governor Tarkin: The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I have just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.
Commander: But that’s impossible. How will the emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy?
Governor Tarkin: The regional governors now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station.


Luke Skywalker: I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you.


C-3PO: We seem to be made to suffer. It’s our lot in life.


Princess Leia Organa: Help me, Obi-wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.


Ben (Obi-Wan) Kenobi: For more than a thousand generations the Jedi were the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy. Before the dark times. Before the Empire.


Luke: How did my father die?
Obi-Wan: A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father.


Obi-wan Kenobi: Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.


Obi-wan Kenobi: The Force can have a strong influence on a weak mind.


Han Solo: Han Solo. I’m captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you’re lookin’ for passage to the Alderaan system?
Obi-wan Kenobi: Yes indeed, if it’s a fast ship.
Han Solo: Fast ship? You’ve never heard of the Millennium Falcon?


Luke Skywalker: What a piece of junk!
Han Solo: She’ll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much but she’s got it where it counts, kid. I’ve made a lot of special modifications myself.


Han Solo: Watch your mouth, kid, or you’re gonna find yourself floating home.


Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.


Darth Vader: Don’t be too proud of this technological terror you’ve constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.


Princess Leia: The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.


C-3PO: Listen to them, they’re dying, R2! Curse my metal body! I wasn’t fast enough! It’s all my fault! My poor master!


[Referring to Ben Kenobi.]
Tarkin: If you’re right, he must not be allowed to escape.
Darth Vader: Escape is not his plan. I must face him. Alone.


[Two stormtroopers are posted near the tractor beam power terminal.]
Stormtrooper: Do you know what’s going on?
Other stormtrooper: Maybe it’s another drill.


Darth Vader: I sense something. A presence I’ve not felt since…


Obi-wan Kenobi: You must learn the ways of the Force if you are to come with me to Alderaan.


C-3PO: Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!


C-3PO: We’re doomed!


Han Solo: Wonderful girl! Either I’m going to kill her or I’m beginning to like her.


Han Solo: Damn fool, I knew you were going to say that.
Obi-wan Kenobi: Who’s the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?


Han Solo: Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dusting crops, boy.


Leia: Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?


Han Solo: Get in there you big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!


Han: This is not going to work.
Luke: Why didn’t you say so before?
Han: I did say so before!


[Princess Leia gets her first look at the Millennium Falcon.]
Princess Leia: You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought!


[Luke blows up his first TIE fighter.]
Luke Skywalker: Got ‘im! I got ‘im!
Han Solo: Great, kid! Don’t get cocky!


Princess Leia Organa: If money is all you love, then that’s what you’ll receive.


[After a successful rescue of Princess Leia.]
Luke Skywalker: So, what do you think of her, Han?
Han Solo: I’m tryin’ not to, kid.
Luke Skywalker: [sotto voce] Good.
Han Solo: [baiting him] Still, she’s gotta lot of spirit. I don’t know, whaddya think? You think a princess and a guy like me – Luke Skywalker: [quickly] No.


Darth Vader: The Force is strong with this one.


Darth Vader: Commander, tear this ship apart until you’ve found those plans. And bring me the passengers, I want them alive!


Princess Leia: Darth Vader. Only you could be so bold.


[R2-D2 and Chewbacca are playing the holographic game aboard the Millennium Falcon.]
Chewbacca: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh
C-3PO: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can’t help you.
Han Solo: Let him have it. It’s not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That’s ‘cause droids don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
Chewbacca: Grrf.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.


Darth Vader: When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.


Han Solo: Not a bad bit of rescuing, huh? You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.
Princess Leia Organa: That doesn’t sound too hard.


Darth Vader: Your powers are weak, old man.
Ben (Obi-wan) Kenobi: You can’t win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.


Ben (Obi-wan) Kenobi: The Force will be with you, always.


Luke Skywalker: I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They’re not much bigger than two meters.


Officer: We’ve analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Should I have your ship standing by?
Governor Tarkin: Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.


Ben (Obi-wan) Kenobi: Use the Force, Luke!

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Star Wars Scripts

Posted by DevanJedi in Multimedia on December 13th, 1998

UPDATE: A couple of the downloads below may be missing. We are working on it.

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Star Wars Sounds Archive

Posted by DevanJedi in Multimedia on December 13th, 1998

Episode I Sounds
Classic Trilogy
Han Solo | Luke Skywalker | Princess Leia | Chewbacca | Darth Vader | Emperor Palpatine | Boba Fett | Yoda | Obi Wan Kanobi | Ewoks | R2-D2 | C3-P0 | Ackbar | Other | Effects | Midis


Episode I Sounds
Watto: "I’m betting a-heavily on Subulba!" (mp3, 53kb)
Sebulba: "Poodoo!" (wav, 61kb)
Padme: "You’re a funny little boy!" (wav, 108kb)
Watto: "Don’t get me wrong-o." (wav, 66kb)
Amidala: "Our people are dying senator." (wav, 80kb)
Jar Jar: "Yousa people gonna die?" (wav, 40kb)
Anakin: "Will I ever see you again" (wav, 64kb)
Sidious: "Wipe them out. all of them" (wav, 47kb)


Classic Trilogy
Han Solo :

Luke Skywalker :

Princess Leia :

Chewbacca:

Darth Vader :

Emperor Palpatine :

Boba Fett :

Master Yoda :

Obi Wan Kanobi :

Ewoks :

C3P0:

Ackbar:

Other :

Effects:

Click here for Star Wars music MIDIs

Is there a sound you want but can’t find here (or anywhere). Chances are I have it or can get it for you. Please contact me at skywalker@galaxyfaraway.com.

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