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Star Wars Episode VII- Return of the Biff
(Part I | Part II | Part III)

As we sit here just days away from the much anticipated release of Star Wars Episode VII: Return of the Biff we here at Insider Scoop can not help but wonder what this movie has in store for us, the viewer. But luckily we have been fortunate enough to get INSIDE the ILM Production BackLot and have exclusive interviews with some of the stars and some hot new information on the plot that Forge Mucas has kept so tightly under wraps...

As we enter the studio the first thing we see on our right is a disgruntled Toydarian sipping an Ice Tea with a pink parasol..

GFA: Watto? Watto..is that you? Let me introduce myself I'm Beed/freedo of the Insider Scoop and I was wonder..
Watto: What? You think you some kinda reporter wavin' your mic like that? I'm a Toydarian interviews don't work on me..only expressed written statements!
GFA: Well just one question.. Is it true that in this next movie you are the reason Marty and Doc make it back to present day?
Watto: Those outlanders came to me offering me Dollars! Dollars are no good to me I told them I needed something more reaaal. After all I am the only Junk Dealer that has a T-14 Flux Capacitor and I promise you that - Uhn!

The blue creature flies away angrily.

Well while we have a minute why don't I just give you a quick rundown of some of the hot rumors and speculations Insider Scoop has picked up along the way: It is highly doubtful as to weather or not Qui-Gon Jinn actually to make it to the shoots, as he apparently suffered a horrible stomach injury in the last Mucas production and did not feel he deserved to suffer that fate again.

A press release from Jinn's publicist read, "My client is a Jedi Master, a defender of justice - NOT Kenny from "South Park"! He cannot and will not stand for another killing!"